Who cares right? Most of you reading this probably know me, and know a little about me. I rarely share a lot about my personal life online, but after talking to Ben my cousin for a good 35min about life, cars, girls and black female bus drivers, I decided I might as well share something with you guys to help some get to know ‘me’ better.
So here’s a little about me (most know who i am now so this isn’t as private a blog as I had hoped it to be…not that I care much anymore so here goes).
I’m Michael Kane, the guy who’s done it all. I’m somewhat arrogant but not without reason, it’s true, I can be opinionated but I’ll only share what I think with those I give a shit about. I’m foul mouthed but polite, at times. I’m half British therefor naturally have a sarcastic sense of humor.
When I was young I was expeled out of more private schools than I care to remember, I don’t think public schools would have ever let me attend to be honest, yes that bad. I love fast bikes and cars, have crashed my bikes more than 8 times, seriously hurt twice yet i fully recoverd. I don’t have any visible scars except one above my eyebrow, which most women find hot anyway. I’m physically fit and in better shape than 96% of America, and I plan to remain this way till im physically unable to maintain this physique.
I do care about looks and try to dress smart and what not. Teeth are a big thing, love perfect white teeth, if you got a set of pearly whites i’ll be forever friends. I don’t judge people, never have never will. I eat healthy, not much of a sweet tooth but I do love me some Skittles. I kick boxed for more years than i care to remember, and have long since shed my snappy shove in the face ways, parkour is something I rarely practice anymore. I’m a passionate lover and can be very romantic at times although I’m not a flower getter kind of guy. Loyal when I’m with someone, otherwise I can be a pretty bad flirt, yes, a really bad one. sue me.
I am an adrenalin junkie, I have bungy jumped, dived off cliffs, para sailed, scuba dived, jumped out of a hot air balloon (also bungy jumping) and done a lot more things of that nature. I have been to over 25 countries and speak 3 languages ok, nkow words here and there in 2 others. I love cars, have some i don’t think i will ever part with.
I think im naturally attracted to Asians, it’s more of a sexual attraction, I don’t know I can’t help it damn it. I can flip and turn on someone faster than anything you have ever seen if given reason, I usually lash out but tend to just weigh it out before I do, if the person means a lot I rather just cut their safety harness and let them slip out of my life, if it’s someone I care less about ill ignore them unless I need to be an asshole, in which case… *smirk*
Yes I do have an evil side of me, I like to make fun of people sometimes and i do it to their face, but Im really a caring person. I’m not a pushover and hate being told what to do, If I change or do something a different way it’s always because I want to. I don’t compromise, sorry. I live a mellow easy going spoiled lifestyle, everyone knows that about me, I do what I want when i want, I do have goals, and the drive to do lots of things but after going all out for the past few years and working 15+ hour days sometimes, I’ve decided I’ll just chill till my kick ass ways are needed or called upon some way again 
Oh and I can’t spell why i type for the life of me, if you have a problem with that you can go fuck yourself in all honesty. 
(the above was not spell checked, so f.u julez lmao)
Yeah that’s enough…I’d go on about my love for noodles, sushi and grilled cheese sandwich among other things like my habit of not using a towel after i shower or only wearing underwear that has been previously ironed and so on but i’m sure that will just confuse and freak out some of you, so I’ll behave
spoiled I tell you, just spoiled!
Spoiled Rotten. ROTTEN. I love how down to earth you are mike just don’t ever get too big for us
wow, an adrenalin junkie you are sir! Ironed underwear? That is just too cool.
Ok, is anyone else interested in learning more about Michael now?
You still owe me coffee too!
beware Noura…he is a gem (but he truly knows that :p ).
He seems like a really cool guy and seems to know it. I love his confidence and personality. I don’t think he’d make it to Brooklyn for coffee though so he might have to email it me
that’s mike for you but whats up with that black woman bus driver? You a racist now! Mike get on YIM man.
I think what it is about Mike is his sense of humor, personality as a whole & loyalty to friends that makes him a likable person. He gets along with anyone he meets even some of my stuck up friends! The trouble maker in him just makes him fun to be around although he can be a little mean to strangers that bug him
Last night he told this obese person in line at the store to stop staring at him, and then asked what the guy was doing there anyway, the guy said to get food, then Mike said do you really need more pancake layers under that chin? he’s so bad but he was sort of cranky and we can’t do anything but love him for being who he is!
f.u. too mike
sooo didnt mean it that way, whgat alexis has said. i was annoyed cause the huge fat dude was telling his wife (who was half his size and not fat just full) that she should get NO fat milk, not semi skimmed, then he noted how she was gaining weight, in public you know? I kept my mouth shut till we was in line behind this dude and he then told her to go start the car and shake a tail feather…just pissed me off. i dont usually comment like that out the blue ever unless there’s good reason and it’s slightly justified.
Noura, when and where, im game. Today? lemme know, haven’t had coffee today
Str_0ke, im on, just ignoring you and a few others who are msging me
Alexis ur soooo bad hahaha.
You wish julie
Since when have you ever behaved?
Ozzie’s on 7th Avenue @ 5?
Mike and Noura sitting in a tree HA HA
57/m/usa/hot
So mike I want to meet for coffee too!
eli you’re so bad! You’re not in the USA either
Mike - That ship has sailed.
wooot! haha
mother fuckers ahahaha stop commenting already
@Julie, babe, it was more of a dingy. not even that, a lil yellow life raft, hardly a ship by any means.
@Noura
txt msgd u
@Cricket, since the day i was born kicking and screaming making the doc say ‘mother fucker…’
You have had every doctor that has seen you since then saying the same dang thing Mikey.
yeah god i still feel sorry for the one that was treating my ribs while back. man oh man did I verbally abuse him and his ancestors.
and his mother in law
LMAO
His mother in law??? That’s low! Jesus Christ Mike you’re nasty when in pain.
He’s the best to hang out with really. he cracks us up, not half as funny online. The looks he gives people and things he does just make him my favorite person in the world to hang out with!
Where did everyone go? To Ozzie’s? lol
@ Mike - you tard. read before you reply. what i said meant “i’m no longer interested”. lol.
now…. what’s this about something being smaller than i thought??!
Oh damn. Low Blow.
Mike who’s this Julie aiming at the knees while you got your back turned? I like her.
Julie, i’m surprised you were interested to start with i’m pretty much the biggest asshole in the world, I don’t get what all you girls see in me.
I don’t know about your second comment, chicks think odd things, but if you’re talking about my package, well poo, I don’t know how you could possibly know but yes, smaller than it should be that’s for sure, it’s like a pimple in the shower…makes me sad, and what’s worse is, I don’t make up for it in other ways either.
Chick that ends up with me is gonna be one unhappy camper
Eli, meet Julie, Julie meet Eli.
LMAOOOOO @ Pimple
Well mikey…you are alive and kicking I see. Have fun this week
@ Mike - A moody, arrogant asshole with a small package who can’t spell and takes longer to get dressed than a girl… yep, some chick is gonna be pretty miserable.
My condolences to the future woman of Mr. Michael Kane.
Touche Julie, how does it feel to have gotten all that out of your system? better yeah? Ok now go find someone who gives a shit
@Suz, yeah very much alive ATM LMAO!
wooot
LOL! Half of what I say is bullshit.
And the other half is just regular shit eh?
Give the dog a bone Mike. Give the damn dog a fucking bone LMAO
Pass