Anyway, i’m such a nice guy that I let 4 cute Asian chicks and Alexis crash at my place, yes, THAT cool of a guy. SO yesterday afternoon we went out and had hot dogs for lunch, ha, watching these sexy lil Asian chikitas devour those hot dogs was….pretty entertaining to say the least. Woot there for sure.

Although I was tempted to show them how a real hot dog is eaten, i decided to let them handle it the best way they know how, haha, i probably smirked the whole time too. Sick bastard i am, i know. Anyway we spent most of the day shopping for myself, had to get stuff for the apartment and while i was doing that ended up getting random stuff, shorts, some tshirts, wireless mouse and CD’s and stuff. Anyway we all came back to mind to play pool, Philip dropped by for a few and he had a laugh at these girls playing,absolute mess.

The next thing you know, i’m waking up, like 30minutes ago, only to find 4 Asian girls and a half something Alexis sprawled out either on my bed, on the floor or on the couch, passed out.

I don’t know how to best explain all this, and I really don’t think I should try, but here’s one of them, Huong, she can juggle billiard balls yo and has killer abs. don’t you love an Asian (or any girl for that matter) with just the right abs? toned and all just…sexy and shit? yeah.

Well they’re waking up and all, I just told Huong i took pix of her while she was asleep, her only response was ‘did i look ok?’ umm, yeah babe, you looked hot ‘ok then’ …alrighty… oh and yes, i had to like uncover her face a little and no i didnt peek under the blankets? haha

No further comment, i mean…what else is there to say.

There was this girl drinking everything in sight at around 9 I think it was, me and Ben made a bet, I said she would not last till midnight before she’s hella drunk or passed out, and it was on. We would lose sight of her and run around looking under shit to make sure she had not passed out without our knowledge, this chick could drink! At around 11;30 the mighty boozer gave way and she was all over the place, I had won! Ben knew what was coming his way.

Now I wont go into detail as to what it is he had to do exactly for losing the bet, but the finished result of committing to the bet looked something like this; (you gotta love those slightly anorexic models)

Never make bets with me, i never lose

So anyway, here are some of the words I use online, and a few in person that most of you wont know the meaning to.

Woosaa: is what I use when I’m excited, or taken back by something, some what of a surprised word I use instead of the traditional wow. It’s also something I say under my breath when im annoyed in an amused kinda way? yeah…

Woosh: this is the sound i make rather than a word I say, right after I have come out of the shower and get online. It’s more a word I type to let everyone know that i’m squeaky clean, half naked, and pretty wet. Why i share this with others is beyond me, but i do.

Ugh: it’s not the “uhh.. i dunno” kinda ugh, it’s more of a ‘ugh, that chick is freakin huge’. It’s usually said out in disgust when spoken, when I type it it’s either a in disgust sort of ugh, or more likely a annoyed sort of ugh, or even a ‘you’re pretty annoying right now’ sort of ugh. get it? ok.

Meh: whatever, sort of thing, i dunno, i suppose, i guess. It’s pretty much what meh means, i don’t think i say this one more so a typed word.

Girlie: something i say to females im friendly with, anyone with friend status or above will get called that from time to time, not that I wont use your name too but it is rarely said to some chick I can’t stand or dislike.

Hoe: i say it a lot, and whore, i am foul mouthed ok? So yeah, If i get annoyed i’ll look a girl right in the face and tell her to stop being a whore, or stop acting like some hoe or something, it’/s usually said in retaliation to unwanted flirting but Ive been known to wing it around from time to time.

Doritos: Vagina. simple really, yes there are the ones you can eat, but I usually don’t mean those kind when I refer to Doritos.

Mother Fucker: is pretty self explanatory.

Is all good: something I say when I don’t want to bother the person I’m talking to or just don’t want to get into it, another way of saying ‘not all that great’

*grin*: When I grin real big on messenger it means one of two things, either i’m up to something or im really happy. It can, rarely though, mean that you’re absolutely boring the living shit out of me, not that shit is exactly living.

Chickie: term used to describe cute chick, friendly way of recognizing prettiness.

Muffin: luv her.

I went down knowing I was going to blog about it so I took my cybershot hoping to at least catch one blog worthy photo, at the rate i was consuming shots and all other drinkable liquids within a 20foot radius, i knew id be lucky if i got the one perfect shot. But oh yes i did. Tess brought along this insane friend of hers, Kim, by insane I mean almost my sort of insane. She was sober on the way there when really i thought she was def high on speed or something haha very hyper Chiquita and insanely good dancer, thumbs up there.

Dave and Ben were their usual selves, dancing drinking flirting with random chicks and heck i think Ben managed to get his game on with Alexis LMAO. As stroke would say, ‘they got down’ on the dance floor, grinding and grinding and…grinding.

Philip and Tess were doing their own kinky ass freaky dancing which I still have to get, the rest just having fun really. That’s really all I remember, the rest, most anyway, was pretty blurry! All I know is we danced a lot, drank a lot, had a lot of fun, and I did my fare share of flirting if any of you are wondering, hey it’s only natural for a guy as good looking and amazing as me to do so, right? hahaha but on a more serious note, it was good fun, glad Dave (my bro) is here too, def going to go crazy tonight too.

So yeah wtf happened with the debate? LOL

So here’s a little about me (most know who i am now so this isn’t as private a blog as I had hoped it to be…not that I care much anymore so here goes).

I’m Michael Kane, the guy who’s done it all. I’m somewhat arrogant but not without reason, it’s true, I can be opinionated but I’ll only share what I think with those I give a shit about. I’m foul mouthed but polite, at times. I’m half British therefor naturally have a sarcastic sense of humor.

When I was young I was expeled out of more private schools than I care to remember, I don’t think public schools would have ever let me attend to be honest, yes that bad. I love fast bikes and cars, have crashed my bikes more than 8 times, seriously hurt twice yet i fully recoverd. I don’t have any visible scars except one above my eyebrow, which most women find hot anyway. I’m physically fit and in better shape than 96% of America, and I plan to remain this way till im physically unable to maintain this physique.

I do care about looks and try to dress smart and what not. Teeth are a big thing, love perfect white teeth, if you got a set of pearly whites i’ll be forever friends. I don’t judge people, never have never will. I eat healthy, not much of a sweet tooth but I do love me some Skittles. I kick boxed for more years than i care to remember, and have long since shed my snappy shove in the face ways, parkour is something I rarely practice anymore. I’m a passionate lover and can be very romantic at times although I’m not a flower getter kind of guy. Loyal when I’m with someone, otherwise I can be a pretty bad flirt, yes, a really bad one. sue me.

I am an adrenalin junkie, I have bungy jumped, dived off cliffs, para sailed, scuba dived, jumped out of a hot air balloon (also bungy jumping) and done a lot more things of that nature. I have been to over 25 countries and speak 3 languages ok, nkow words here and there in 2 others. I love cars, have some i don’t think i will ever part with.

I think im naturally attracted to Asians, it’s more of a sexual attraction, I don’t know I can’t help it damn it. I can flip and turn on someone faster than anything you have ever seen if given reason, I usually lash out but tend to just weigh it out before I do, if the person means a lot I rather just cut their safety harness and let them slip out of my life, if it’s someone I care less about ill ignore them unless I need to be an asshole, in which case… *smirk*

Yes I do have an evil side of me, I like to make fun of people sometimes and i do it to their face, but Im really a caring person. I’m not a pushover and hate being told what to do, If I change or do something a different way it’s always because I want to. I don’t compromise, sorry. I live a mellow easy going spoiled lifestyle, everyone knows that about me, I do what I want when i want, I do have goals, and the drive to do lots of things but after going all out for the past few years and working 15+ hour days sometimes, I’ve decided I’ll just chill till my kick ass ways are needed or called upon some way again

Oh and I can’t spell why i type for the life of me, if you have a problem with that you can go fuck yourself in all honesty. (the above was not spell checked, so f.u julez lmao)

Yeah that’s enough…I’d go on about my love for noodles, sushi and grilled cheese sandwich among other things like my habit of not using a towel after i shower or only wearing underwear that has been previously ironed and so on but i’m sure that will just confuse and freak out some of you, so I’ll behave

It means a lot to me, even if some don’t realize it to have people ‘let me know’ i’m being thought of, because I honestly do the same back, so to those that offlined me, even though I still have the worst headache I have ever had in my life, to the point where the sound of the keys is making me squint, i’m going to thank each and every one of you, because you seriously made my night, oh and I’m going to type it up in MSWord first so I can add them in alphabetic order, so no one complains about not being the first name on the list

Amber
Ben
Brad
Cricket
Dave
Francesca
Julie
Justin
Kev
Kim
Nancy
Nat
Rachel
Rickie
Stroke
Tanya
Tess

You guys rock.

Oh and 2 great friends are here with me, i couldn’t cancel dinner with them and they have been more than amazing just pampering the whining fuck which I have become due to this headache, Alexis, Mushroom Man, you both rock hardcore. I’m actually typing this as they’re reading it before they head out, ha. ok enough, need to rest up a bit

(This is me thanking the friends i don’t usually thank, to the others, you know who you are, you don’t need mentioning…thank you)

On another note, I have these audio clips, one from yesterday morning, yesterday evening, and this morning, that were supposed to get published once i finished with them. This iphone plugin where i can record something, title it and hit send, shoots it to me email addy and then gets published, alas that pile of shit didn’t work, it all landed in here as unpublished, i’ll time stamp those posts accordingly and add them later, it’s 8;30 and im off to pick up a friend, we’re going to hang at this cafe I was told was cool, we’ll see.

Anyway, here’s what it all looks like, picture up on the wall was thanks to Alexis, she picked a ton out for me, helped decorate a lot of it while I did absolutely nothing. Wooot
It looks clean, LMAO mainly because I am super organized, and it’s a bedroom don’t spend that much time in there, and when I do it’s late or super early and at those times I’m usually mellow and can’t get up to much.

I plan to fix it all up tonight though, kinda don’t like how everything is laid out, might go to this cool store I passed yesterday and nab a glass table or two, something funky and a couch or just move stff around, I don’t know we’ll see. If anyone has ideas let me know, I like to get creative but I like to have others think for me more though. Enough typing!

(added one that shows the bed so eli gets how it can be a bedroom too.)

PS (shortest blog post ever for me woot)

Basically I only want to commute with people I can relate to or are a little like me, similar mind sets, class and in all fairness, people who I will get along with or do get along with in real life, otherwise there’s no reason why we should talk. I’m sure some of you have better things to do!!

So hello new life, new friends, new Email IDs and new beginning, and good bye to the warn out old stuff I don’t need dragging behind me all the time

…anyone?

All day though, I’d log onto YIM, see if someone had left me a message, surely enough I log on to find hundreds, but the one i’m looking for is not there. Check from my phone while out and about, yet still, nada. Log on now, and nothing…that’s alright, I guess i’m the one who’s always expected to message eh? Is that really the case? I mean that person has been online, just has not bothered to message me I guess. yeah my heart is broken into a million pieces

Anyway, what’s on my schedule for tomorrow then? Going to buy a damn pool table that I hope fits in the room I have in mind, otherwise it will pretty much have to go in my den, which to me is a little private for just anyone to go in there for a round of pool or two you know? We’ll see how that goes!

So let the fun begin, here’s that damn crazy acorn online game