A Peanut I Am

Who cares right? Most of you reading this probably know me, and know a little about me. I rarely share a lot about my personal life online, but after talking to Ben my cousin for a good 35min about life, cars, girls and black female bus drivers, I decided I might as well share something with you guys to help some get to know ‘me’ better.

So here’s a little about me (most know who i am now so this isn’t as private a blog as I had hoped it to be…not that I care much anymore so here goes).

I’m Michael Kane, the guy who’s done it all. I’m somewhat arrogant but not without reason, it’s true, I can be opinionated but I’ll only share what I think with those I give a shit about. I’m foul mouthed but polite, at times. I’m half British therefor naturally have a sarcastic sense of humor.

When I was young I was expeled out of more private schools than I care to remember, I don’t think public schools would have ever let me attend to be honest, yes that bad. I love fast bikes and cars, have crashed my bikes more than 8 times, seriously hurt twice yet i fully recoverd. I don’t have any visible scars except one above my eyebrow, which most women find hot anyway. I’m physically fit and in better shape than 96% of America, and I plan to remain this way till im physically unable to maintain this physique.

I do care about looks and try to dress smart and what not. Teeth are a big thing, love perfect white teeth, if you got a set of pearly whites i’ll be forever friends. I don’t judge people, never have never will. I eat healthy, not much of a sweet tooth but I do love me some Skittles. I kick boxed for more years than i care to remember, and have long since shed my snappy shove in the face ways, parkour is something I rarely practice anymore. I’m a passionate lover and can be very romantic at times although I’m not a flower getter kind of guy. Loyal when I’m with someone, otherwise I can be a pretty bad flirt, yes, a really bad one. sue me.

I am an adrenalin junkie, I have bungy jumped, dived off cliffs, para sailed, scuba dived, jumped out of a hot air balloon (also bungy jumping) and done a lot more things of that nature. I have been to over 25 countries and speak 3 languages ok, nkow words here and there in 2 others. I love cars, have some i don’t think i will ever part with.

I think im naturally attracted to Asians, it’s more of a sexual attraction, I don’t know I can’t help it damn it. I can flip and turn on someone faster than anything you have ever seen if given reason, I usually lash out but tend to just weigh it out before I do, if the person means a lot I rather just cut their safety harness and let them slip out of my life, if it’s someone I care less about ill ignore them unless I need to be an asshole, in which case… *smirk*

Yes I do have an evil side of me, I like to make fun of people sometimes and i do it to their face, but Im really a caring person. I’m not a pushover and hate being told what to do, If I change or do something a different way it’s always because I want to. I don’t compromise, sorry. I live a mellow easy going spoiled lifestyle, everyone knows that about me, I do what I want when i want, I do have goals, and the drive to do lots of things but after going all out for the past few years and working 15+ hour days sometimes, I’ve decided I’ll just chill till my kick ass ways are needed or called upon some way again

Oh and I can’t spell why i type for the life of me, if you have a problem with that you can go fuck yourself in all honesty. (the above was not spell checked, so f.u julez lmao)

Yeah that’s enough…I’d go on about my love for noodles, sushi and grilled cheese sandwich among other things like my habit of not using a towel after i shower or only wearing underwear that has been previously ironed and so on but i’m sure that will just confuse and freak out some of you, so I’ll behave

What’s up? Yeah, I’m doing pretty good considering the fact that i’m absolutely knackered (very tired?) and awake this fucking early…. I did sleep, for a few hours, but yeah. So anyway I did get a few new things for my place but have decided anything else that is done here, has got to be done by a woman, I pass. But i did take Noura’s advice, you absolutely rock girl, I owe you a coffee, or beer, or something you name it! Place looks tons better, think it’s missing something but love how i have me ‘red’ couch to sit at and read early in the mornings or at night with a window view…yeah, check it out.

On another note, I have these audio clips, one from yesterday morning, yesterday evening, and this morning, that were supposed to get published once i finished with them. This iphone plugin where i can record something, title it and hit send, shoots it to me email addy and then gets published, alas that pile of shit didn’t work, it all landed in here as unpublished, i’ll time stamp those posts accordingly and add them later, it’s 8;30 and im off to pick up a friend, we’re going to hang at this cafe I was told was cool, we’ll see.

Toys, i mean all guys like toys, and i’m no exception. I like anything shinny, gadgety, and I suppose I have a sweet tooth for electronics. So, I needed a tv in my bedroom, my den part of the bedroom was pretty bland with a couch here and there, table, vase there, one over there. Just needed something to spice it up and a place for me to lay in the evenings while on my laptop, easier if I got sleepy. yeah, I hate to lift a finger if I don’t have to, no not really, but a home is one that should represent comfort and that’s what I aim at. So anyway went out and got myself a simple, not too fussy plasma. I need another dvd/vcr player, might even need some other stuff for the living room cause i dragged it all into the bedroom. Def need to fix up the place still, yeah.

Anyway, here’s what it all looks like, picture up on the wall was thanks to Alexis, she picked a ton out for me, helped decorate a lot of it while I did absolutely nothing. Wooot
It looks clean, LMAO mainly because I am super organized, and it’s a bedroom don’t spend that much time in there, and when I do it’s late or super early and at those times I’m usually mellow and can’t get up to much.

I plan to fix it all up tonight though, kinda don’t like how everything is laid out, might go to this cool store I passed yesterday and nab a glass table or two, something funky and a couch or just move stff around, I don’t know we’ll see. If anyone has ideas let me know, I like to get creative but I like to have others think for me more though. Enough typing!

(added one that shows the bed so eli gets how it can be a bedroom too.)

You know, something good happens to you, you give back a little, anyone ever do that? It’s not so much karma as much as it is this feeling I get. Can’t explain it. Anyway, want you lovie dovies to check this cool site out, Design Pride. Don’t ask, just do. It’s for a good cause.

(my shortest blog post to date, ever, but most meaningful no doubt)

A quick note, comments are disabled enabled on this blog for now. It’s a place to read and just chill. By posting here I get away from every other site i’m on and the people there, comments will only spark discussion which frankly, I’m bored of but oh well.

So who am I? Besides what’s in the About me page up there, I’m a regular guy living a not so regular lifestyle. I’m always on the go, love to help people and have a thing for sushi. I’d eat it off a naked fat man if it was the last piece of sushi in the world. I’m stubborn, friendly and I know a lot about everything, mostly web related stuff but my talents and skills ae really pretty much endless. I’m a walking, talking example of what a perfect guy in today’s world would be like…really, no fucking joke! Fine don’t believe me, your loss.

Ok so I know I’m not perfect, and I’m not great at everything, that will be evident in the posts to come. From making fun of sites, to picking on other bloggers and ripping apart so called SEOs, to just rambling about my day and telling muffin how much she rocks, this blog is very much a personal blog, Wordpress SUCKS. That’s a fact, why then am I using it? Because Anil doesn’t love me. And on that bomb shell, I shall share what i’m listening with all you pplz.