A Peanut I Am

Yeah we all know I can be a little crazy sometimes, but that’s ok. So I had like 30minutes of nothing to do just now and decided to do something crazy. It’s not really considered crazy as I’m sure thousands of people do this for fun, but for me it’s a PITA (pain in the ass - to those illiterate and web jargon) soooo…I’m going to register on like over 30 different social networks. Ok, so that’s a lil tinny bit crazy of me to do, just cause I prob wont ever have time to update them right? Well that’s not the full extent of my crazinesses.

I plan to keep them updated and use them, every day. Yeah I know, I’ll probably fail at that but hey it’s a little experiment I’m going to try out. Above are some of the accounts I already have, add me to whatever you have but don’t go msg crazy to make my life harder on them I’m like going to spend 2min on each every day at most!! The more I register to the more icons you’ll find in the side bar. Fingers crossed I don’t lose my mind!!

You know, something good happens to you, you give back a little, anyone ever do that? It’s not so much karma as much as it is this feeling I get. Can’t explain it. Anyway, want you lovie dovies to check this cool site out, Design Pride. Don’t ask, just do. It’s for a good cause.

(my shortest blog post to date, ever, but most meaningful no doubt)

No Thumbs, a blog by this guy Jonathan (author of some cattle blog) makes no sense. It’s a fun read, but he always goes on to ask ‘does this make sense?’ and I honestly shake my head and say ‘no, dude I have no fucking idea what you’re on about…’ but he’s funny. That’s rare to find in a blogger, like genuinely cool. He has a pretty funky hairstyle, not that it matters really. Anyway, here’s the verdict.

His blog, TypePad (points scored there), it’s super simple, now simplicity is fine, but when it’s just plain bare, it can get a little boring to look at. I’ll let him off on that because the content is pretty good. Sure he’s more a sporadic blogger, with little machine gun post outbursts, sometimes a paragraph or shorter in length, but a fun read none the less. Don’t have much else to say, his latest post titled “My life” notes that he ‘hates typing‘ … so do I my man, so do i. Thousands of emails just does not sum it up…meh.

So yes this will be a short one, but I have decided to go ahead and poke my nose where it does not belong, others bloggers business. I find myself randomly landing on other blogs, having the slightest idea how the fuck I landed there, but that’s ok, because now whenever I find myself in that situation, i’ll snap up a quick post and shoot it off in here, why? No idea. Seems like a random thing to do, being the random ordinary guy I am (i’m really special, trying to be more modest) so that’s what I will do.

Now i’m sure i’ll love some blogs while hating…despising? others. I will be brutally honest. I will look at a blog and blog about it based on its design, its content, its domain name (if it has one), and the blogger behind the blog. Also, just in case the haters out there decide to get funny, i’m going to blog about my own blog, yeah I know, i do…issues right?

So iampeanut.com does not have the most original/unique of designs, that’s fine, it does not even have a real logo, that’s fine too, I like it that way, it’s simple, clean and brown, a color  I love. It’s a calming color I guess, down to earth, humble? ha! Yeah…as for content, even though I have just started with nothing real constructive to add, I’m sure I inspired someone out there to cook a nice lunch, or think about running a bit, or at least entertained them for a good 5 minutes, if that is the case, then mission accomplished, even though that’s not my mission and I could care less if i’m entertaining or not. It’s a plus for sure.

The domain name, well heck, it’s not because its mine but because it is what it is, probably one of the most creative, amazingly cute names alive, given to me as a nickname by a truly good friend, I guess it just fits me sometimes. As arrogant, annoying, egoistic and self centered as I can be at times (damn boy stop with the bashing yourself already -modesty gah) I never have bad intentions, really never mean anyone harm (unless you manage to get under my skin, then i be wanting to run you over or something - of course i’d never do that either…i hope!). Therefor Peanut. I should ask why I was dubbed peanut though, maybe there are a whole bunch of peanuts out there and I’m just the peanut of all peanuts, I don’t know.

As for the blogger behind this blog, to simply put it….he has issues

Yeah I know, way to go peanut! Admitting it is the first step haha Hey it’s what I had to do, that way haters will have to be creative in their future bashing of me Ok, time to blog about this insane blog I have had open in my tab all day, will create a new post for it…wow, 2 posts in the same day, insane!

(oh and get this i did not spell check this post, I just typed slower than my usual. Yeah reading it over even i’m impressed.)

A quick note, comments are disabled enabled on this blog for now. It’s a place to read and just chill. By posting here I get away from every other site i’m on and the people there, comments will only spark discussion which frankly, I’m bored of but oh well.

So who am I? Besides what’s in the About me page up there, I’m a regular guy living a not so regular lifestyle. I’m always on the go, love to help people and have a thing for sushi. I’d eat it off a naked fat man if it was the last piece of sushi in the world. I’m stubborn, friendly and I know a lot about everything, mostly web related stuff but my talents and skills ae really pretty much endless. I’m a walking, talking example of what a perfect guy in today’s world would be like…really, no fucking joke! Fine don’t believe me, your loss.

Ok so I know I’m not perfect, and I’m not great at everything, that will be evident in the posts to come. From making fun of sites, to picking on other bloggers and ripping apart so called SEOs, to just rambling about my day and telling muffin how much she rocks, this blog is very much a personal blog, Wordpress SUCKS. That’s a fact, why then am I using it? Because Anil doesn’t love me. And on that bomb shell, I shall share what i’m listening with all you pplz.